So. This has been the most INSANE night ever. It may not sound too crazy, but if it happened to you, i'm sure you would feel the same as i do. Okay, here it goes...
Well, i was in the shower when i hear somebody come in the bathroom (it was Ashton), and i hear her say "Hurry up and get out, i have to take Dane to the ER, he's really sick and i need somebody to go with me!" Dane is her one year old son. I told her alright, finished up, threw on some bum clothes and headed out the door. So, i live on the vary top of a mountain, a real village like place. And on the way off there is this ass kicking curve with NO gard-railing! And as we come up on this curve we see a blazer pull on the side of the road (our side mind you). "What the hell is he even doing?" I said not thinking much of it. So we go around the curve and down the hill and i Just so happened to turn around and glance. "Oh FUCK!" I said! The vehicle was almost over the damn mountain! The front tires were hardly touching the road and the back end was hanging off! 


"Omg, Ashton you gotta turn around!" I told her what happened. We turned around, parked next to road, got out of the car and ran to the blazer (which was all smashed up). Nobody was in it but the door was opened. "Hello?" Ashton yelled over the hill a few times. Finally we hear a rustle in the bushes and somebody starts climbing up. I turn on my phones flashlight and shine it over the edge to see. "Are you okay?" Ashton asked as a man starts coming into vision. "You aren't the cops, are you? You're not going to call the cops are you?" He kept saying. Which made it obvious he was drunk. "Uh no..." Ashton assured the guy.


 Finally he made it up the hill to where we could see him. "JR?," I knew this guy! I use to work with him at Sykes! He was a vary nice guy, in his late 30's. Needless to say i was confused. I was more shocked then he was to meet again.


"What the hell happened?!" I asked him while Ashton just stood there looking shocked. "I backed up and went over the hill!" He told me. "Are you drunk?" I asked him. "Yeah." He said looking ashamed.


"Why in the hell did you drink and drive, that is so stupid!"


"I know, but i had to get to Florida, my grandfather is dying," He got teary eyed,"  Oh, i had a four wheeler on the back of my truck (which was not even a truck) and it fell off over the hill!  I need to go get it!" He said starting to walk off the cliff.


"NOOO, leave it!" i told him as he pulled him away from the edge. "My old lady beat me with a 2x4, look!" He pointed to his muddy, bloody face. Then he showed us pictures of it on his cell phone. It was pretty bad. He kept rambling on and on about his night and kept showing us the pictues every 3 minutes, asking us if he had seen them. " You guys need to pull me out of this ditch!" He kept telling us. He was to drunk to realize it was no little ditch, it was a CLIFF and that it would take a huge tow truck to pull him out. He was upset every time we explained this too him.


At this point another car stops to make sure everything is okay. Ashton went and talked to the guy while i talked to JR. "Breezy, i can't believe it's you! Wow oh wow!" He kept saying. Then we walked over to Ashton and the dude. Ashton pretty much told the guy exactly what was going on. JR again said "Oh did i show you guys the pictues from when my old lady beat me!" "YES!" It was getting frustrating. " But did i show you?!" He asked the guy. "Yeah." The guy lied while smiling. Me and Ashton laughed at that. We kept offering JR a ride to his house and at one point he was even like "Where am i?" It was weird. "Okay, get in the car and we will take you home!" I told him again. He rambled on about how he needs to get the four wheeler, his keys and beer. He runs to his blazer opens the door, digging for his keys (while i am telling him not to) and finally grabs a can on mountain dew (that he thought was a beer) his keys, and his smokes. We get him in the car and he was blabbing the whole way about Sykes and my "doctor boyfriend" and pretty much everything. He kept saying he did not want to go to his house because his lady would beat him.


We were trying to navigate our way to his home when he says "Pull in that drive way, i know this guy, he will help me" As we pull in a truck was about to pull out. Ashton gets out as the guy rolls down his window. She explained what was going on and all the guy could say was "Shit, i don't wanna fuck with him." And that he had plans. Ashton gets back in the car, tell us and the JR blows up. He gets out of the car and starts yelling at him, telling him he needs to come pull him out and pick up his four wheeler. The guy, vary calm, tells him no that he had been drinking and he had plans. JR did NOT want to take no for an answer. We kept telling him to get back in the car that we would take him home, but he would not listen. They get into a huge fight so me and Ashton just take off. It was too much for us at this point. So we go down the road to her house and call the cops. We only gave them bits of information and told them where the blazer was. Then Ashton gets a text. And it was that cop! It turns out it was one of her cop friends that answered the 911 call! Which was kinda weird, ha.


So we decided to stop by the scene on our way to the ER to check things out. We get there and end up seeing two people on the scene helping out that Ashton knew! Odd again. Then we pull over and roll down the window beside a police officer. " Hey i know you! I make you pizza at One Stop!" She says to the cop. Turns out he comes into her work all the time so she kinda knew him too!!! He gave her knucks for that one. Again, odd. She told him we were the ones who called in and was just stopping to make sure everything was okay. He took down some information and we left.


Maybe 60 seconds down the road we see ANOTHER cop car? "What in the HELL?" I said! We again pull over by the cop. Beside him was a four wheeler in a ditch upside down!!!!! I laughed because i knew what it was! We told the cop what was going on and he explained that the four wheeler had been STOLEN! WTF RIGHT?! We then set off again.Can't get weirder, right? WRONG.


In a parking lot a few seconds down on the scene we see a car parked. "Hey," Ashton said as she seen two guys standing beside it. "Is that Toby and Jelane?" She asked. "YES!" I said as we pulled over! IT WAS TWO OF ASHTONS FRIENDS!  "What are you guys doing here?" Ashton asked them. "Some guy stole my four wheeler" Jelane told her! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! We laughed so hard and explained everything to them! CRAZY!
One of the most nuts nights ever! Seriously. 


I did not go into TOO much detail, but yeah.
But, Dane was okay you will be happy to know. I think i need some sleep....









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